Dear Ryan,
Does it hurt you that people have so much more faith in me than you? Polls don't lie (except for any and all from Fox News and CNN), but wow. Are your cheeks stained with hot, salty tears everytime you see those numbers?
Forever Friends,
Lindsey
...and I voted for Ryan twice!
ReplyDeleteB. Long, I hope we never come across each other on the street or a dark alley, because it will be on. (choreographed dance number a la West Side Story)
ReplyDeleteWhat are these "tears" you speak of? Is that like the oil that comes out when I get a cut? Also Bryan your check is in the mail--post dated for October 1st naturally.
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