MSN Moment

Ryan: I honestly miss the writing part. It was kinda tough, but it felt like an accomplishment
LinzO: I completely agree. When I posted a post I was like aaaaah success. Esp if it was a good one, 1/4 self-deprecating humor, 1/4 wit, 1/4 Ryan bashing...
Ryan: ...1/4 maths

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LinzO: So I think in January we should go all Freaky Friday for a day
Ryan: ?
LinzO: You know, like...switch lives? I have to go work (let's be real here, volunteer) somewhere for 4 hours and you need to go hang out with 2 kids for the day
LinzO: Which, surely someone you know has 2 kids they'd like a break from
Ryan: I'm not allowed to be within 150 feet of kids unsupervised.

MSN Moment of the Day

LinzO says:
I'm trying to think back if I ever changed his diaper
If so, I'm not accepting his friend request

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LinzO: So I was like....dude, Ryan would love her. So Drew comes in to scope and we order lunch
LinzO: She starts haggling me about my veggie wedge I want to order saying they don't serve it after 11:30
LinzO: Ry, it was 11:42
Ryan: Haha
Ryan: Veggie wedge
Ryan: Give her a second shot!
LinzO: Like would. not. budge.
Ryan (your words)
LinzO: Seriously? I come in every morning ordering multiple drinks, fresh pressed OJ and you're busting my veggie wedge balls over 12 minutes?
LinzO: You may appreciate that sort of tenacity in a mate, I don't know
Ryan: Really you lost me at coffee shop.

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Ryan: Gosh, my mind is still swimmy; this is probably what people from Enumclaw feel like all the time eh? I can actually tell I'm not on point, that I'm lacking some serious wit and intellect.
Ryan: And I have the hiccups.
LinzO: Are you trying to be witty and intellectual to chat with me, because I'm literally cleaning my nose right now with my finger and reading about Balloon Boy and his crazy family

MSN Moment of the Day

Linz says:
Gosh people love me in the polls, don't they?
I'm like Obama and you're Kucinich
Ryan says:
People are idiots yes.

MSN Moment of the Day

Ryan says:
It's sooo windy here today
And blustery rainy action goin on.
Linz says:
It's rainy here too
I love windy Seattle days
So fun for biking or jogging
Ryan says:
Alone

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Linz says:
Shiz
This is gonna be tough
Ryan says:
Huh?
Linz says:
Our challenge
I feel like the Corn Challenge would've been easier a bit
Ryan says:
Not really much of a challenge there though, and as far as social relevance goes?
Plus if I ever go for political office I don't need racism AND corn poo to hold me back.

MSN Moment of The Day

Linz says:
So where'd you land on the Showering Challenge?
Ryan says:
Hell no
Ryan says:
Get a job and we'll talk about it
Linz says:
Fine. Who Can Lose The Most Weight In A Week?
Linz says:
If we did gaining, I could just choose my period week and beat you without even having to work
Ryan says:
I can see me not eating for like 5 days to win this though.
Linz says:
I can see me ordering a Brazilian stomach parasite to win it
Linz says:
Who can eat the most corn until their poo is ACTUALLY CORN (pics required)?
Ryan says:
I don't even know where you came up with that, but I swear sometimes you have Down's
Linz:
I catch your affectionate tone

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Ryan says:
I can't run around looking and smelling like ass.
My potential mates can leave me pretty easily, yours requires lawyers, court dates, and separation of assets.

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LinzO: OK my favorite thing
LinzO: Is when people blow up on Facebook
Ryan: Hehe ya
LinzO: Like...letting the WHOLE WORLD know what's irking them
Ryan: Because the whole world cares yo
Ryan: Or wait, is that nobody cares? Ya, that second one.
Ryan: I only blow my load to one person

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LinzO: You see that kid who cries blood?
LinzO: Awesooommmeeeeeeeee
LinzO: I would love to cry and have it be like SawIV
Ryan: I saw that, in Africa or something ya?
LinzO: Tennessee
LinzO: Close
Ryan: Knew it was somewhere 3rd world

MSN Moment of the Day

Linz says:
Bernake said today the recession is over
Linz says:
Is it sad I don't trust him because he has a beard?
Linz says:
(also pretty sure he means over for richies, but ok)
Ryan says:
I think it's sad to assume the entire country is a microeconomy.
Ryan says:
Because you can be damn sure it won't be over in Idaho for a long time.
Ryan says:
And plenty of other places too.
Ryan says:
Plus that guy has a beard
Linz says:
"From a technical perspective, the recession is very likely over at this point," he said, adding that "it's still going to feel like a very weak economy for some time, as many people will still find that their job security and their employment status is not what they wish it was."
Linz says:
Technical perspective = rich folks with beards

MSN Moment of the Day

LinzO says:
I need so much stuff, it's stupid. I am running out of face wash, I need shampoo, we're running low on foaming hand soap (real), I need a new snorkel set and an underwater flashlight
Ryan says:
"I need a new snorkel set and an underwater flashlight"
Ryan says:
Good thing you live in America?
LinzO says:
Lobster season starts this week, mmmkkkk

Oh. The. Shame.

Ryan says:
Linz
Linz says:
Ry
Ryan says:
You're letting our fans down. You'd see the shameful look I'm giving you if you were here; but I'm sure you can paint a mental picture.
Linz says:
This week was shameful, I know.
Linz says:
I would have beat you with Week 1 style. But you know....I'm hoping all week your tire blows and you need to replace them all, and you're hoping this is the week I can't live without my Victorias Secret laundry detergent

MSN Moment of the Day

LinzO says:
God I'm kicking ass this week
Ryan says:
4
Ryan says:
days
Ryan says:
in
Ryan says:
Don't get too excited there
LinzO says:
It's only been 4 days?

MSN Moment of the Day

LinzO says:
"I Love You, Man" is so funny
Ryan says:
Ya? I didn't hear anything about it
Ryan says:
Love Paul Rudd though
LinzO says:
It only solidifies my decade long crush on Paul Rudd
LinzO says:
EWWWW Paul Rudd jinx
Ryan says:
Weirder for me, trust

MSN Moment of the Day

LinzO says:
You're polish right?
Ryan says:
Negative hehe, I speak polish, I'm 100% norwegian.
Ryan says:
Eww, the thought.
LinzO says:
See how it feels? I felt the same when you thought I was chinese (wtf?)
Ryan says:
You aren't?

MSN Moment of the Day

LinzO says:
Should I get something like lavendar-vanilla or spearmint for house fragrance?
Ryan says:
Don't
LinzO says:
We have these plug-in thingys that need refills
Ryan says:
ask me those questions, like ever.
Ryan says:
Mk?