Prizes for Winning!

I don't want anyone to think for a second that there are not HYUGE prizes to be won for these competitions. For example: The recession challenge netted me an awesome surprise in the mail on a random Tuesday, You know what it was? Documents from Lindsey for me to notarize! Woohoo! Lindsey spared no expense in congratulating me for the win. Seriously though, if I don't get some kind of compensation for winning I'm sending my trained eagle Henry to hunt your ass down. Don't tempt him, he knows how to use the tools I've given him.

Henry right after I saved him from captivity in 1999 (take that Woodland Park Zoo!):